Justin Evan Totty

9 out of 10 people prefer Totty over the other leading brand.

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"I call'em like I feel'em"- Blinde dude

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Knick if you tired.

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#NewProfilePic

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

My wife told me I needed to have a little patience with her. That’s perfect, because that’s all I got.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

I went camping and had to pay someone to watch my dog so that I could sleep on the ground. What a world.

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@natebargatze “heavy cream or half and half?” ... sorry I’m just not taking questions right now. Great set tonight @zaniesnashville even without the last of the joke ha.

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Just made my dog drive so I could hang my head out the window. 4/5 ⭐️

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

Since the #coronavirus I’ve gotten much better at singing the high harmony to “Happy birthday” while I wash my hands.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

Just got my first mosquito bite of 2020.... Maybe I can deal with one more frost.

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I remember when #tictok was just an ok song by @KeshaRose. Simpler times.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

I wish I knew what I know now, when I was younger.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

I wish I was as rich as Facebook ads think I am... they know something about my bank account I don’t? #rolex #13ctdiamond #vacationhomes

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Impish or admirable?

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When a 3yr old asks you to smell their hand, don’t do it.

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As intuitive as ads are these days... this scares me. #rollback #ded

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Was fortunate enough to score pit tickets for @ericchurch in Nashville... going to be a hell of a show. #doubledown

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

Welcome back seat heaters.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

We’re all just small town girls living in a lonely world.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

If you like your steak above medium you don’t like steak. #moopoint

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I like those pics where girls are fake laughing a whole lot.

[Justin Evan Totty @justtotty]

Wanted: middle-aged black man with sass.. big butt, bigger heart