Burgundy Bitch

another body on my way to being bagged and tagged.

AKA A cold bitch.

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

Ignore how fat I am, but my beautiful new tattoo of a silly old bear 🖤

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other consecutively in a row.

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@trevorevarts on the podcast this week, you mentioned Courage the Cowardly Dog and I wanted to share that I got a tattoo of Courage last fall! It's one of my favorite cartoons

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@PrimeVideo 🚢🥶💙

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

ideal dinner, except hot black coffee lol.

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@MythicalChef agree because i have weird food/eating habits due to my eating disorder (also probably because i also just have weird ass tendencies) and i HATE shame/judgement for my choices.
#Stopfoodshaming2021

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@JoslynDavis @lily_marston listening to the podcast and my mom LOVED the cutting edge! when i took ice skating lessons (big mistake btw), she would always say “Toe-pick!”

[Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2]

I would've paid so much money to get to be in the room for the conversation that I imagine went like:

BIDEN: ok what's next

STAFFER: setting up the Oval. Photos are all done. Do you want to keep the Diet Coke button?

BIDEN:

STAFFER:

BIDEN: the what in god's name button

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

ask if jordan gave me my hat back one more time i fckng dare u .

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

all i want is to find my old vines and watch them.

Also want to die but yeah. vine.

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

feel so drained that i can barely lift my mug of tea at the moment... but lol feels like no one here gives a fuck in this house🙃 just want to fall asleep and not wake up

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

only content i care about seeing now.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. These are Sidewalk Unicorns. Incredibly rare, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10 for both

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

Miss you, man. Hoping you're at peace.
https://t.co/eGUfIjSdPp

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@lily_marston me telling myself i won't take a nap to fix my sleep schedule, yet i end up napping anyway

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@netflix if you don't bring back #that70sshow , I will stick my foot so far up your ass... dumbass...

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@lily_marston I saw banana split a few weeks ago on Netflix, and i really enjoyed it. The friendship was really goals.

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@dreamyandmemey @meghanrienks i have to carry my keys with me because i would definitely get locked out lol not gonna lie, it’s happened once already

[Burgundy Bitch @justurlocalemo]

@Shae_4_days literally me except with spur of the moment tattoos