KUSINGURA JUSTUS

Sales And Marketing Specialist with an experience of working in a Telecom Industry for over 3years.

[Uncle Mark @UncleMarkUganda]

For four years, I walked around with my economics academic papers, but no opportunity came. I found myself on Nasser Road, printing and selling documents just to make ends meet.

Then, in 2018, came the #NBSComic competition. It revealed a gift I never knew I had and opened the door to my journey as an MC. (2/6)

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Son,

No parent wants to have an unemployed son, no woman who wants to marry an unemployed man, no son who wants an unemployed father, no sister who wants an unemployed brother. A man without money has no voice.

As a man, fix your finances before you try to fix the world.

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnz]

Watch and learn how a female orgasm happens.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Ugandan Doctors:
"finding love and settling down is so hard”

Also Ugandan Doctors 24/7:
"I'm on shift, I'm on table, I'm in the middle of a consultation, I'm on a Boda, there's a ka gig somewhere "

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

It's because something hit deep, real loss, real pain, real anguish.

A man's tears are expensive.He doesn't spend them on small things.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Son,
Men rarely cry because tears aren't their strategy.

Most men don't use crying to get what they want, and they don't reach for it every time life gets stressful.

They keep moving.They handle it.They carry it.

So when a man does cry, it's usually not for show.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

@UGCitizen256 @StateDept @USArmyEURAF All this blackmail for What Mazima dala?

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Men,

Friendships have a reason and last for a season.

Don't hang on to a friendship that has achieved its reason, End it.

When your friends start disrespecting you, it is time to evolve and..

Be your own anchor

YOU ARE A MAN

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

@mtnug B

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Hi @grok make this pic a pencil sketch

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Men

The only woman who has your best interests at heart is your mother

Break your banks for her, treat her well as along as she is alive

When things go haywire in life she is the only one who will stay

Mothers are irreplaceable!

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Men,

Be Keen at these red flags when you approach a lady,

Weired piercings, tattoos, anklets, waist beads and dressing codes

They have symbols of how they represent themselves

If she has these symbols, just run for your life

Ignore and perish!

[Save A Man @Save_A_Man]

1. Eat eggs for the brain.

2. Drink water for the kidneys.

3. Eat cabbage for the liver.

4. Eat cucumber for the skin.

5. Eat oranges for the colon.

6. Eat raw carrots for the eyes.

7. Eat ginger for the lungs.

8. Eat avocados for the heart.

9. Eat fresh tomatoes for the prostate.

10. Eat the red bell pepper for the lungs.

11. Eat green beans for the bones.

12. Exercise for your overall health.

13. Eat watermelon is good for erection and better sex

Repost and help a friend fix their health.

[AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye @AKasingye]

I catch you doing this to my child and you’re an inch between you and your creator.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

If you find someone laughing too much at little things please pay close attention to them.

Some of them go through a lot and the only way to escape their reality is to distract themselves.

I'm an advocate for a good mental health.

Please check on your friends and family.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Son,

There is something called Grace. When it locates you, it doesn't inspect your certificates, it doesn't listen to your grammar.

It simply changes the story of your life. May the Lord's Grace locate everyone.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

Dear Couples,

Keep your deep family secrets away from your man or woman.

Don't share with her/him.

Every family has those unpleasant skeletons hidden from other people.

Keep them secret.

If you share with him/her, they will weaponize them against you.

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

@amerix

[KUSINGURA JUSTUS @JustusKusingura]

HUSBAND: I'm working hard because of my wife and kids.

WIFE: I'm working hard for my kids.

KIDS: I want to work hard to make Mama Proud

LESSON: As a Man, you only have yourself & God. And remember, Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you.