el pescador

well like most people my age I’m 23

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

@ImJustBub14 @JomboyMedia @weevilsbaseball Man this wasn’t even an egregious bat flip he didn’t waste any time with it, you’re brain dead if you think throwing at his head is an appropriate response

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

How has gas stoves become a left vs right issue I don’t understand

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

I’m like Jesus Christ on Easter Sunday because I am rizzin

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Just had a dream I went off on an annoying customer and got woken up by a call from my manager can’t have shit even in my dreams

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

@Spddylegs @ABC7 Different fault systems, San Andreas still due

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

ARSON Judge? I guess that's why they call it the HOT stove! My children no longer want me in their lives.

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

So soft

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Lakers Daily @LakersDailyCom]

MATTY ICE HITS THE COLD-BLOODED TRIPLE!!!! https://t.co/6LfAul5Cyb

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

MATT. RYAN.

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

DODGER TEARS!!!

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

I love Dodger tears

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

.@latimesopinion: If there ever was a case for canceling the playoffs and awarding a championship to one team because it was so clearly better than all the others, the 2022 Los Angeles Dodgers would be it https://t.co/NDcIpAxPZG

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve cleaned diarrhea out of a restaurant bathroom I’d have 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot but holy fuck I need to get out of the restaurant industry

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Sister Jean could’ve been the most elite closer

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

nah this is wrong 😭

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Nerd alert

[Sugar Ray @sugarrayjp]

@KTLA I grew up drinking and smoking cigarettes during college fraternity days. But the moment I became a responsible engineer and college professor, those vices had to be dropped in favor of starting a RESPONSIBLE family and professional life. Grown up!

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Why do the angels make it so hard to be a fan of them

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

@austialleo You mean about to be walkoff hero Kurt Suzuki?

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Took a little bit longer this year but they made sure to make it twice as soul crushing, thanks angels

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

It’s angels opening day so over the next week be prepared for me to go through unmatched optimism followed by crippling depression when I realize we’re having another losing season

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

Why are 20s lookin like 5s

[Jeff Fletcher @JeffFletcherOCR]

Phil Nevin is a genius.

He gave Shohei Ohtani the "hit a double" sign and then told Mike Trout to "hit a two-run homer."

The Angels are up 2-0 in the 1st.

[el pescador @justyn_fisher]

@johngrelck It was incredible, my coworkers couldn’t wait for me to shut up about the angels I guess they got their wish lol