Justyn Time

Ive invented 10 emoticons. I can convince my grandmother Im not real. I can sneak like 3 dogs into a movie theatre. I can win a staring contest with a cat.

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@TheBackPage @The_Tripleking Nobody was arguing about the economics of X. You’re conflating your motivation for posting with the reality of what you’re doing. Whether you genuinely believe what you’re saying is completely separate from whether you’re posting it to generate attention.

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@FitbitSupport is a complete joke. The google health app is not registering data from my Air properly. I contact support and they tell me it's a "known issue; no ETA. Have a good day" THATS IT! Just a big "We got your money; now go fuck yourself" They absolutely do not care.

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Every year @pizzahut doesn’t drop a march madness final four mini-basketball is a slap in the face to Xennials.

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@mtgreenee has just earned so much respect. I thought that bitch was a Jewish space laser psycho. It was actually refreshing to see her on CNN talking like one of us. NORMAL people. We dont follow party lines; just right and wrong. She spoke with intelligence and empathy for ALL.

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@NoChillGilZero You just admitted to conspiracy.

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@CollinRugg Getting stupid rich does something to you… Look at Vince McMahon… There’s a pattern here…

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@KliqThisPodcast after hearing big kev’s bloodwork, I thought it’d be awesome to hear something about his workout regimen. TRT? What dose? I’m on 200 a week.

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I guess @sheetz doesn’t put meat on tacos anymore. Or maybe I ordered special meatless tacos on accident. Or maybe the employees are fucking morons.

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@McDonalds why do you have menu items on your website that your employees at the stores have never heard of? How’s that work? The Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder* with Cheese is a bait and switch. Burger King or Wendy’s it is.

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@TamraTellsIt GROUNDS!

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You have to give Darrell Brooks credit for the way he’s defending himself. I mean he doesn’t let any roadblocks stop him. He really doesn’t let anyone get in his way. #WaukeshaParadeTrial

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The @NBA app on Xbox is completely worthless. It works fine on my Apple TV, on my phone… The Xbox app freezes non stop. Can barely get through the menu

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Download Easter Bunny Background https://t.co/HuOTXdR36G

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@KayfabeSean there’s a couple other asknash hashtags already in use. Might want to check that out and see if maybe there’s a better option to avoid confusion

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#ASKNASH you brought up the DC Armory. HBK was my absolute favorite (Rockers at the time) and it was so hot, I asked my dad if we could leave early (DURING their match). How did you get through a match without dying of heat stroke? Not the hot crowd you’re looking for lol

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#ASKNASH not wrestling related; you mentioned Norm Macdonald. He was my favorite comedian; what are your thoughts on his comedy and passing?

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#ASKNASH I’ve always watched your shoots ahead of any other because of your obvious intelligence in general. Have you ever thought of doing commentary on other topics? Maybe basketball/sports, or just current events? Maybe a joe Rogan style

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#AIDSforAmber @TheDUIGuyPlus

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@SperoDedes , stop trying to make 'the cup' happen, it's NOT going to happen!

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@SperoDedes for the love of god stop calling it “the cup” !!! The cup is golf. This is basketball, it’s not a fucking cup. You’re not cool.