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[michaels @happynormalboy]

so uncomfortable at the thanksgiving party i think i petted a dog to the bone

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

I can tell by the vibe of the dial tone if someone is going to answer the phone when I call them

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

😂😂

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Lobotomizing him

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This kid is surviving a scary movie lol

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i hate slow ass turners, SWING that shit bro

[Dj Barbie D @djbarbiedd]

Shave yo big toe bitch we headed to Miami

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard you turn on the faucet after going to the bathroom.. it was only on for 4.32 seconds. There is no way that you adequately sanitized your hands. I have made note of everything you touched since then

[skylar 🤍 @bbyskylarmae]

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

What if trump got shot in the belt buckle and his pants fell down and he was thick as fuck and his shit was jiggling with hella recoil… just a thought

[virgo b*tch @whatsacoachella]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s child has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

one side effect of adulthood that i was unprepared for is the fact that small talk about the weather is actually meaningful and unironic

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

as a dog , I can’t imagine something more embarrassing than your ear being inside out. just HUMILIATING