Christopher Guirl

Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

pruppets 😰
#radcliffebailey @ the Gibbes museum https://t.co/gYHvAOV928

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

@SodaPopEnema beardyman tho

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

lower Manhattan was much warmer in early oct 🌁
#pano #topoftherock #manhattan #empirestate @ Top of the Rock NYC https://t.co/FoQLE6hYfV

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

ironic frosted tips

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

@jimmyjohns cashier: OK got your order. do you want some #kickinranch?
me: Nah I don't want it thanks
JJ: The first one's free
me: No I'm good
JJ: Well can I have yours? It's so good i'll just DRINK it
me: ...sure...

if this person has a heart attack should i feel bad

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

@ADotMartin it annoys me greatly that turning off retweets doesn't turn off all that other garbage.

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

The @Headspace app could definitely be programming me to join an army of privileged zombies, but I'm ok with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

round me up to 40

go ahead https://t.co/lbywlOnrdv

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

@bendoverme won't u have to put yr shoes back on tho

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

cousin it and the mermen 🤘
#abacusband… https://t.co/Gg4TjWzSvl

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

tryin to buy flights but @AmericanAir is down. still it's a nice reminder that other software teams have bad days too and u feel less alone in the world. tell your boss it's ok, i'll just order tomorrow - as long as the price doesn't go up 😉

[Neil Cicierega @neilcic]

Retweet this if you retweet this whenever someone retweets this

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

@jdubrowski hey what's up

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

this is what a baby turkey buzzard looks like
#turkeyvulture… https://t.co/lbTht6jWow

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

graffiti político de España @ Salamanca, Spain https://t.co/g7Eq8Pvgv3

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

BCN tiene goteos y espacio vacio
#barcelona #bcn @ Barcelona–El Prat Airport https://t.co/2GfUSGo3EB

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

I'm also a victim. https://t.co/YiveTcjjgi

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

can't make up for lost time https://t.co/vtnPRhdejK

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

the oak tree & its resurrection fern
#angeloak #johnsislandsc @ Angel Oak https://t.co/OW4tgVIBQL

[Christopher Guirl @justzisguyyknow]

missin this big boi and his sweet sounds #zaqsquarez #hermitkings #birdsflysouth @ Birds Fly… https://t.co/5MLaUBuLnq