Jutte Von Trotta

“I look spooky, but I’m really nice.”

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

I can’t stand my own birthday, I’d be fine if it was just never acknowledged.

But I do love other people’s birthdays. I like that there’s a designated day of the year to tell your people you appreciate them.

Glücklich geburtstag to the best papa on the planet 🚀

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

AGB.

This is me calling it for future reference.

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Planet earth had a couple of nice wins today.

Andrew the nonce pictured with a brutal black eye ☑️

Much more importantly: Hillary Dawa Sherpa found ALIVE after a week in the icefall. 🏔️ Wishing this living legend a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

I just love this guy.

May he be blessed with good health and a long life so he can keep doing what he loves. 🏔️

[PBS News @NewsHour]

"It was very crowded this year compared to last year," Kami Rita Sherpa told reporters at Kathmandu airport after flying back from the mountain. "There is a need for authorities to control this number." https://t.co/AQa2UCzAqq

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Sandy Hill is the most over-hated woman in mountaineering.

I reckon 90% of the negative opinions held on her are a result of straight up misogyny.

Her climbing credentials were valid. I will die on this Hill, pun intended. 🏔️

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

I realised; I’m weirdly paranoid about making sure I use Roman numerals frequently enough in order to not forget them.

Like… who’s quizzing me on that?

Is a Roman centurion gonna doorstep me like “ma’am we need to check this” or I’ll get executed… ilico?

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

“But some people are failures. Some people don’t rise to the challenge.”

- PHM

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Purchasing a £1.17 copy of ‘The Odyssey’ knowing damn well my ADHD ass isn’t going to be able to make it through without a 24 colour set of highlighters.

And yeah, I read it as a teenager and recall it being dry as fuck.

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Every time I see one of these ghost hunting shows, I end up feeling like these so-called mediums are just… kinda rude to the ghosts?

Like damn, have some respect?

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Was there really not one single person in the Lululemon marketing/advertising team who could correctly identify that “unwavered” is not, in fact, a real word?

Unwavering? ☑️
“Unwavered” ❌

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough

Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Legends supporting legends. I love to see it.

Many happy returns to Sir David 🥂 🍾

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

194 year old Jonathan the Tortoise, the oldest living land animal, wishes Sir David Attenborough a happy 100th birthday.

[Ric @veganfitnessric]

We need to say goodbye to:
Fur farms
Animal testing
Trophy hunting
Factory farming
Elephant rides
Dog fights
Horse racing
Compassion isn’t optional. It's overdue.

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

All these missing scientists has got me thinking again of Nikola Tesla.

We truly didn’t deserve him. He gave this world so much and we gobbled it up and threw him away.

I’ve stayed in the hotel where he died. He deserved so much better.

#NikolaTesla #ElectricWizard ⚡️

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

The “national health service” is truly on its arse.

11 hour wait in A&E like that’s a completely normal thing…

8 hours down, 3 more to go. Yay.

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

When I was a kid, sometimes when my dad would make me a meal with tomatoes in it, he’d cut them like this. I still think of that.

Amongst many other things, my dad taught me to see the value in making something beautiful just because… why not?

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Headline that actually made me smile.

Love these two. They looked amazing and SO happy.

Wishing them a long and beautiful life together 🫶🏻

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Junelle Bromfield and Noah Lyles got married! Congratulations!

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Can someone just fact-check PROPERLY if #Jonathanthetortoise is alive or not?

My heart can’t take this rollercoaster of emotions.
I have the 5p with him on it!
I was emotionally invested in him prior to today!

IS HE OKAY OR NOT? 🐢

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

Fuck your Disney princesses, Joanna from ‘The Rescuers: Down Under’ was one of the greatest of all time. A chaotic queen.

[Jutte Von Trotta @juttevt]

I was today years old when I found out that HoTMaiL is called that because it’s a play on “html”.