♡ juwu ♡

everything’s gonna be okay

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

A thread of all the stupid questions I get asked during work

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Hearing my bf and my bff laughing together on discord while I’m baking is healing me from 4 years ago 🥹

[alfie @alfienxo]

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Me: ChatGPT, can u remove everyone in the background?
ChatGPT: bet

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

ITS MY BIRTH MONTH 🤩

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

I GOT FIRED LMAOO

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

I called out of work for having a migraine and another day for having a fever (even tho I came for the morning shift with said fever) and now my manager is cutting my hours and wants to “have a talk” on Saturday lmao

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Not my delulu ex housemate demanding his deposit after giving 2 week notice he’s moving out and when I mention him moving the rest of his shit out (and also sending his deposit back) he leaves the GC and blocks me on IG 💀

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Roommate horror stories since I’ve moved out in 2023 (a collective of three roommates) —

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Leaving their pot of food overnight outside like a fridge (when we have room in the actual fridge)

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

@DrewAfualo is literally my idol

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Spilling instant noodles on the stove and counter and floor and not cleaning it (ever)

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Not once ever throwing out the kitchen trash in FOUR months

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Leaving THIS much meat on the stove for the next person to eat (?)

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Leaving THIS much rice on the stove or in the rice cooker EVERYTIME

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

Spilling curry on the counter and not bothering to even just wipe it

[♡ juwu ♡ @juudez_]

I miss donki sm