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[JOB @Juuhndk]

I’ve done the math. If I get roughly six other people to help, a snapchat all trophy speedrun would only take 70 hours.

[JOB @Juuhndk]

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[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Ok, here's what I'm hearing regarding AJ Brown and Jalen Hurts. The rift started back in 2023 when Hurts gave everyone on the team $50 gift certificates to the Black Horse Pike Wawa for Christmas, but AJ Brown prefers the Route 70 Wawa and it just split the locker room apart.

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

Mhm mhm lemme not forget my pale blue dot.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

BLACK MOLD IN THE ICE BIN!!!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

lol, go @NHLFlyers

[Avery Edison @aedison]

gotta feel for the guy, probably his first time realizing people were responding to his stand-up comedy in a way he didn’t anticipate or like

[future saint 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 @alexamazov]

a breakup will have you hating nathan fielder

[JOB @Juuhndk]

@mslauramac family guy, lotr gollum and stich impressions make me want to curl up and die like a worm in direct sunlight

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[JOB @Juuhndk]

for reference

[JOB @Juuhndk]

those outside home lighting kits make your house look like a smoke shop

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[Baila @protesional]

hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like bro you're supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line

[JOB @Juuhndk]

@mslauramac https://t.co/RtjhBUKPQr

[Laura Rozen @lrozen]

Trump has no public events scheduled all weekend. Don’t believe he was seen today either.

[JOB @Juuhndk]

Benson Boone backflip where he lands and his knees make the sound of a tire popping on the interstate

[JOB @Juuhndk]

this 2 day old hurricane still makes people panic buy the old fashioned way

[JOB @Juuhndk]

I start grad school next week, its time to start tweeting to cope

[The Cradle @TheCradleMedia]

UPDATE | The entire Al Jazeera crew in Gaza City has been assassinated by Israel, including reporters and cameramen.

They are:

Reporter: Anas al-Sharif
Reporter: Mohammad Qureiqaa
Cameraman: Ibrahim Zaher
Cameraman: Moamen Alaywa
Crew driver: Mohammad Nofal

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

[OnPattison @OnPattison]

The Phanatic is a fan of Coldplay! 😂

(Via @JasonFox29)