julia

[julia @juuldead]

hai

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

me when I delete my tweets

[julia @juuldead]

social anxiety has been beating my ass so hard lately

[julia @juuldead]

not all nurses are girls who peaked in high school, but all girls who peaked in high school are nurses.

[julia @juuldead]

shitting in the bathroom rn while someone is shitting in the stall next to me. this feels way too intimate.

[julia @juuldead]

tiktoker hiring managers be like: “stitch this with why you’d be a perfect fit for the team”

[julia @juuldead]

imagine finding out you have a stalker by scrolling through your FYP and finding a velocity edit of you sleeping

[julia @juuldead]

not arguing with a woman who stays with her male significant other despite him rejoicing over roe v wade being overturned

[julia @juuldead]

rich people be like “i’m not nice to server workers because those jobs aren’t respectable” and then they’re literally a fucking landlord

[julia @juuldead]

the thing i hate about living where i live is that nobody knows how to stay in their fucking lane. i mean that metaphorically and literally. everyone is nosy and a bad driver

[julia @juuldead]

being a jordan peterson stan is crazy cause imagine dickriding for someone who sounds like kermit the frog

[julia @juuldead]

i would not describe myself as resilient. i give up incredibly easily actually. it’s almost impressive how little drive i have.

[julia @juuldead]

if you as a woman are so unsatisfied with your love life that you want to go back to the 1950s, a time where you had virtually no rights, you are next level pathetic. no, you wouldn’t be dating romantic men left and right. you’d be domestically abused by your husband.

[julia @juuldead]

i hope everleigh labrant gets taken out of her parent’s custody

[julia @juuldead]

british people eat like they’re living in the great depression

[julia @juuldead]

i need to become famous so i can have stans. i make too many mistakes to defend on my own.

[julia @juuldead]

sorry but why the hell do people call this man a “fashion icon” he looks like an emo candy cane

[julia @juuldead]

do not come to my funeral if you can’t handle being possessed by the demon that’s behind all my tweets. i don’t want to hear whining from the person who becomes the new vessel.

[julia @juuldead]

if you have to post “if you all venmo me $1 i can get a new vape” it’s time to quit