juju 🧟‍♀️

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

imagine giving birth n seeing michael cera id push him back in maybe if he cooks a alittle longer…

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

this fkn fatass bird has stolen 3! sets of candles from our balcony

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

#NewProfilePic

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

16 yo brothers cologne

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

it’s ok to rage tweet during pms otherwise i’d have to beat my bf or smth

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

idk why but the bitches that do “hair wash tutorials” in the actual shower in their dkn bathing suit first of all why! who in their right mind doesn’t know how to wash hair they piss me off do fkn much u don’t have to show me how u wash ur hair to recommend a fkn shampoo

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

ozempic mom or ai pro subscription dad

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

just remembered i stole this from the school library they didn’t deserve to have it

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

@blacktaksi juju ended up throwing up

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

@blacktaksi i’ll pay good i’ll kill even

[kyd @blacktaksi]

can anyone in riga please get juliana a snus. shes drunk threatening my life via text rn and needs a nicokick desperately to calm down

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

@blacktaksi does he like to journal in cafes?

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

@blacktaksi front for eating disorder/drug addiction usually like Justin bieber n bella hadid

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

befinner mig i bakisstan

[kyd @blacktaksi]

???

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

ok tack silja

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

i used to eat watercolor paint because it said on the packaging it was “honey based” and tasted sweet and i convinced my mom to buy more and more because “it worked better than other paint”

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

this was during the same era when i got my first phone (pink samsung young)of me texting everyone in my contacts list (friends from school) “good night, sweet dreams”

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

thinking about how when i was in fifth grade and noticed a girl in my class disliked me i once texted her and asked “do you hate me?” to which she responded “hate is a strong word”

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

wtf happened last night

[juju 🧟‍♀️ @juulipods]

@suicidebycops