hadestown proshot fan first, human second

she/they

[hadestown proshot fan first, human second @juulluigi]

@morgandudley7_ you're so funny pls don't ride that train

[Theo Lamb @lambocalypse]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. He agrees that the tomb should be shut forever and the rock should not be rolled away. He was insistent that what was buried, stay buried. And he prays for the needs of the Emperor All-Giving, the Undying King.

[MinuanoBX/DX @AccountMinipry]

happy birthday to the gay jesus

[kk 🦋 @kkrespawned]

Honestly shocked that TMZ can’t figure out if McConnell is dead or not (he is). Why do we even have TMZ DC if not for this

[Erntwon Gelaato @AntwonGelato]

I have to say this once every World Cup cycle: I do not agree with equal pay for the USWNT. I think we should pay the men's team less.

[Oil PAC Tracker @TrackOilPACs]

We can have this in America if the fossil fuel lobby gets out of the way.

[leigh @nightmarestat]

skam vs skins who’s gonna win

[َ @gir1genius]

RIP CUM

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the constant stream of “news” about “tilly norwood” is clearly the product of an exec in entertainment media having an investment in the ai company making “her.” please wrap it up nobody cares 🙏

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

to be clear this is the normal way to engage with art. you are supposed to rant and rave to your friends who do not care

[alex @vaudevillehook]

“Beer too cold” is like the third part in the trinity of “steak too juicy lobster too buttery” and I can’t believe it was said sincerely

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

Broke: Born in the USA is a patriotic song.

Woke: Born in the USA isn't a patriotic song because it's a protest song.

Bespoke: Born in the USA is a patriotic song because it's a protest song.

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

When FIFA’s cartoonish corruption benefits your team

[julia ! @wh0reinthealps]

clearly hamlet. like very clearly hamlet.

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

this account is genuinely so awesome pls don’t ever ruin it with a kalshi partnership

[Someone Named Tygget @Tygget]

this is what those nazi fucks who tried to get rid of birthright citizenship want to take from us

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

as God intended

[Doki 🏆 @dokibird]

🗣️ THE C.U.M. SQUAD LIVES ON!!! LETS GO C.U.M!!!! 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽

[jodido ruco que le sigue diciendo DF a la CDMX @caosilustrado]

One must imagine Sisyphus as a tomato

[brooke @conradfshr]

he fucking that shit up