jul

I don’t fight b*tches for free I’m robbing u too

[jul @juulvice]

I’m sorry I’m so hot and so fun

[jul @juulvice]

@fifimcfae gay

[jul @juulvice]

i’m about to be so crazy

[jul @juulvice]

going to give my friend and family a break today by taking my adderall and being normal about things

[jul @juulvice]

@j_ainsley this is so real

[jul @juulvice]

him: babe if ur crashing out on me and im texting u back whos watching the bar

[jul @juulvice]

at the girls dinner and one of these b*tches just said my boyfriend really c*ckblocking me right now okay queen

[jul @juulvice]

one time my coworker looked at me and said u really just don’t care u just stand behind the bar applying ur lipgloss and listening to charli xcx in ur airpod while clocked in and fair enough

[jul @juulvice]

in the girls chat speaking about how truly wonderful my man is for once

[jul @juulvice]

going on a date saturday

[jul @juulvice]

all my regulars like i missed you so much okay tip me 100 then

[jul @juulvice]

@manicpixiee he knows where home is daughter

[jul @juulvice]

letting that man live because he knows where home is

[jul @juulvice]

@fakebenzos okay tomorrow morning

[jul @juulvice]

all my friend are like ur doing so well going to sleep early and not drinking babe i’m 3 glasses of wine deep and just took 3x the amount of sleepy meds i should

[jul @juulvice]

my tattoo artist said i saw something that reminded me of you and it was the tweet that’s like ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

[jul @juulvice]

woke up at my exs house and that was my last crash out of 2024 i promise

[jul @juulvice]

had to leave a man house at 6am because he didn’t have water philadelphia is hell

[jul @juulvice]

fanduel hates to see me coming

[jul @juulvice]

the bartenders at the local dive gossiping trying to figure out which old city boy i’m sleeping with girls it’s all of them!!!!

[jul @juulvice]

fought with my ex so bad at the bar the bouncer had to step in