Dark $DEEK👨‍💻

A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me ⛺ #camper4life

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[King JB @ala_nso]

If you mumu pass Yoruba, your life don spoil

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

Someone criticized pastor Adeboye for his comments and the comment section was filled with

“I pity you”

“I’m sorry for you”

“ask God for forgiveness”

I don’t understand, the pastor no be human being?

You people deserve to suffer. Rubbish

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Balogun, studs down the heel, red card 🟥

Messi, studs down the heel, play on ✅

🤨

https://t.co/BLJwVsMjQy

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Two relatively similar incidents...

Flo Balogun: red card.
Lionel Messi: unpunished.

[Dark $DEEK👨‍💻 @juupriest]

@Ozedikus @mannyasoh Art of stoicism

[Chekwube @Chekwube____]

Educated Yoruba people are on X defending kulikuli and Akara 😂💔

Tinubu presidency exposed a lot.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Does he realize that Adeleke is there to serve him. Not the other way round.

There must be a mindset shift in our generation.

Why will an active citizen go on their knees to thank a public servant for doing his job which the active citizen is paying tax (through his nose) for.

There must be a mindset shift.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If two people start a company and one contributes 90% of the capital while the other contributes just 10%, when the business starts struggling, who do you think is more likely to walk away first? Exactly, Now apply that same principle to your relationships

[BIGGEST GEE @biggest_gee01]

The problem with this olodo uprising is that a lot of people don’t even know they’re the olodo

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Olodo uprising. Apoda edition.

The congregation of mad men.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Oh let's not get it twisted:

You can pass through the 4 walls of school and still be an Olodo.

With that premise, I introduce you to:

#olodocore PhD edition.

A scarecrow simulation of "smartness" who could only hide for so long under CV merchandise.

Olodo emeritus. 🙌🏾

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[Daniel Oyari @OyariDaniel]

We grew up watching who wants to be a millionaire, cowbell mathematics competition, spelling bee etc..

Now we’re stuck with BBN, peller and the likes and you can’t see the problem?

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

We failed everyone that died during Endsars, it’s a pity.

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

Skales say make we convince am😹😹🤣

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

This statement alone should guarantee a loss. This is the wife of the president. WTF

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Dear Àbúrò @tokunbo_wahab,

I have come to accept the bitter truth - that you have chosen to drag your heritage into the cesspit of APC criminality.

If you had any sense, you would understand that the position of Commissioner for Environment was just a small step up from Special Adviser for Drainage - ask Joe Igbokwe. Ọ̀we ni wọ́n fi pa fún ẹ, but you didn't get it.

Your clearly obvious lack of capacity to carry out your duties - unless you think your duties are simply to destroy, demolish, obstruct and dance naked in the market square of social media - would be enough to warrant the resignation of a decent man in normal climes.

However, I accept that Lagos State is definitely not the best of climes at the moment, and you have clearly thrown any last vestige of decency you had out the window of crass APC opportunism.

All we can do at this point is wallow in the muck that you and your fellow @OfficialAPCNg Death Cult members have transformed Lagos State into with your shameful incompetence.

While I have your attention, tell your owners the following:

1. Return the Assessment and Collection of Tenement Rates to the LGAs as mandated under the Fourth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution, so that they can recover the financial capacity to carry out their duties, including 2 below.

2. Return Waste Management to the LGAs as mandated under the 4th Schedule of the Constitution. The ministry you currently superintend can concern itself with matters like air and water quality monitoring and other subsidiary matters.

There are other things I would like to suggest, but I have to respect your short attention span and keep it relatively simple enough for a man of your limited comprehension powers to digest easily.

Kind Regards,

B. O. Gbadamosi

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

I just want to state that you have to be a fool if you detest Peter Obi. His emergence on the scene has exposed fools who pretend to love righteousness.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

6 months to one of the biggest elections in the history of Nigeria and you are still looking for who to convince you?

Coward you are a Tinubu supporter, you just don’t have the balls