me

fueled by noodles, creativity and sass... but mostly noodles.

[me @juweedabonk]

I love and hate that I’m an over sharer sometimes. Like did y’all need to know this intimate detail about my life? No. Am I embarrassed I said it? Absolutely not. But will I think about it for the next couple days? Heck yes I will. Life’s weird.

[me @juweedabonk]

@Shelores @MaskedSingerFOX @DUALIPA @Fergie My most recent tweet I’ve connected a bunch of clues. You should check it out. It has to be! Tonight’s clues I’m still working on though…

[me @juweedabonk]

5. ticket to Tokyo clue- performed in Tokyo
6. Clue said “dancer in the dark” she has lyrics “dancing in the dark” in song hallucinate
7. “technically I’ve been here before” previous people have sang her songs
#maskedsinger #MedusaMask @MaskedSingerFOX

[me @juweedabonk]

@MaskedSingerFOX @DUALIPA
Why I think Dua Lipa is Medusa
1. Pic of buckingham palace- she’s British
2. Pic of Chris Martin- Has a song with Chris Martin “homesick”
3. Vocals
4. Sang at a Super Bowl
…
#maskedsinger #MedusaMask

[me @juweedabonk]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 19 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m not their step father, im@the father who stepped up!

[me @juweedabonk]

@MaskedSingerFOX you’ve outdone yourself. 97 year old Dick Van Dyke performing tonight was exactly what the world needed. Such a pure soul. #GnomeMask

[me @juweedabonk]

Hear me out- Dua Lipa on @MaskedSingerFOX as #MedusaMask

[me @juweedabonk]

Bit of nostalgia this morning with the #scholasticbookfair sighting

[me @juweedabonk]

I worked 8 hrs at my regular job today, doordashed for three hours, then grocery shopped for an hour to come home and cook myself dinner. This ain’t it.

[me @juweedabonk]

I work two jobs (40 hrs a week) and you’re telling me I still can’t afford life? This is ridiculous.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“i literally told you yesterday”

me:

[me @juweedabonk]

@DDavis811 Oh yes. That’s funny, I remember him. Eric fit the Eric type.

[me @juweedabonk]

@DDavis811 Has anyone ever told you that you look like Laura Prepon? I don’t think I’ve ever thought this but this picture really does it.

[me @juweedabonk]

Dads never fail to remind you how bad the dark circles are under your eyes when you don’t wear makeup around them.

[Shannon Sevigny @ShannonSevigny]

Sometimes therapy isn't enough. Sometimes what we need is money.

[me @juweedabonk]

@DDavis811 Very much so. Keeps me fit!

[me @juweedabonk]

@DDavis811 Absolutely. There’s a reason why there’s the word “overstretch”. If it hurts too much it’s not helping you.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

all cats like to play