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@amitkilhor अगर कांग्रेस ने कन्हैया को टिकट न दिया होता तो इस आदमी का जीत पाना नामुमकिन था।

कन्हैया की एंटी नेशनल वाली इमेज के चलते भाजपा से गुस्साए लोगों ने भी इसे वोट दे दिया था।

क्योंकि लोगों को लगा भाजपा कितनी भी बुरी हो लेकिन कन्हैया को वोट मतलब देश से गद्दारी।

पावर ऑफ़ प्रोपेगेंडा।

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@boom_raaah There is a fine line between being aggressive and being an affhole.

When even Virat has to come to control you, you know you have crossed that line.

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@absycric I still remember when I was watching a match at my in-laws place, and a commentator said, "Kuldeep zyadatar aage daalte hain, lekin Chahal peeche daalna zyada pasand karte hain", and my brother-in-law and I exchanged a sideways glance while struggling to control our laughter.

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@PunsterX Dude has the most slappable face among all godi anchors.

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@Vitamin_Vk18 1st time in recent years I saw Kiwi players not checking on an opposition batsman after he got hit by a bouncer. Last time I remember, it was in Shane Bond era against Aus.

Kiwis are so loved in India that almost every Indian is criticizing Gurnoor for being arrogant with them

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@BillClintof 1st time in recent years I saw Kiwi players not checking on an opposition batsman after he got hit by a bouncer. Last time I remember, it was in Shane Bond era against Aus.

Kiwis are so loved in India that almost every Indian is criticizing Gurnoor for being arrogant with them

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@varungrover This is a silent epidemic in bollywood. The actor who played the lead in 'Hanuman Ansh' has been behaving recently in public as if he is the actual Neem Karoli Baba.

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@Amockx2022 Aman Chopra is the most communal among all godi anchors, and Chitra Tripathi is the most castiest.

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@AshrafFem बिल्कुल सही है, कुछ भी गलत नहीं है इसमें। ये किसी भी तरह से धार्मिक आस्था या पवित्रता का अपमान नहीं है। जिनको इसमें अपमान दिख रहा है वे संकीर्ण, कुंठित, और रूढ़िवादी किस्म के लोग हैं।

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@ranvijaylive पे आउट लागू करने से पहले Elon Musk को Quora का हाल देखना चाहिए था।

2015-16 तक Quora बढ़िया जगह हुआ करती थी। 2018-19 आते आते भारतीयों ने उसे कचरा पोस्ट्स से भर दिया था। फर्जी स्क्रीनशॉट्स, मनगढंत कहानियां, बीजेपी आईटी सेल का प्रोपेगंडा, आदि से पूरी फीड भरी रहती थी। लोग छोड़ भागे।

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@ravish_journo सर हम विश्वगुरु हैं। हम इन छोटी मोटी चीजों पर ध्यान नहीं देते।

7.8% जीडीपी ग्रोथ कर के देश को खुशियों से भरने के बाद अब हम दिमागी नक्सलियों से निपट रहे हैं। टू थाउजेंड सैंतालीस तक रुक जाइये बस। फिर हम इन छोटी मोटी चीजों पर ध्यान देंगे।

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@arunbothra If Amazon rainforests are the lungs of the earth, Delhi-NCR is the lung cancer.

Any govt that genuinely cares about us would have banned bursting firecrackers by now.

Instead they give us false equivalences like diwali and bakrid.

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@amitkilhor If Amazon rainforests are the lungs of the world, then gaiya patti (cow belt) is the lung cancer of the world 😷

Any govt that really cares about us would have banned bursting firecrackers by now.

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@indiatvnews @amitkumarpalit दीवाली के बाद 'भी'?

अरे क्या बात कर रहे हैं? ऐसा कैसे हो सकता है? दीवाली के तुरंत बाद अगली सुबह तो हवा साफ हो जाती है।

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@Chinmay41995090 @openletteryt Har chunavi rally me to bhajpa dhara 370 ki baat karti hain.

Aur rahi baat 10 saal purane topic ki, to jo bhajpa abhi tak 500 saal purane babar pe atki baithi hai, uske liye 10 saal purana topic kya cheez hai.

Bhajpa notbandi ki baat nhi karti bcz they know ki janta gaali degi.

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@openletteryt Demonetisation was done to render the opposition parties' black money worthless, but only after clandestinely converting own black money into real estate, gold, etc.

They made whole nation suffer in biting cold, mainly to win UP assembly elections.

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@varungrover Varun sir I'm your big fan. Recently saw ur video 'Nothing Makes Sense' and it is such a laugh riot, I didn't notice how my 1.5 hours passed. My whole family enjoyed it.

You are a true genius, more importantly with a spine in these days. Please keep up the good work.

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@DuttShekhar This has got less to do with economy, and more to do with the fact that festivals are slowly but gradually losing their charm.

I'm a Muslim and I can tell you for sure that the same is true for Eid, etc too.

Festivals were a product of entertainment scarcity of yesteryears.

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@fiftyovers @klrahul Born to educated parents, his upbringing shines through, both on-field as well as off-field.

Such a gentleman!

In terms of gentlemanliness in int'l cricket, I believe he is second only to Kane Williamson.

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@varungrover Toxic masculinity isn't a badge of honour, it's a monumental societal failure with a body count.