Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.
get your fucking ass up and hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity. its like no one wants to hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity anymore
two weeks ago
mom: i wanna see Wicked. i saw it on Broadway and the movie looks good
me: i wanna see it too, I’ll buy the tickets now
tonight, leaving the movie
mom: the movie was so cute! i didn’t know it would be a musical though
me: what