Jesse Wayne

90% Vegan | Nihilist | Musician

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Bullfighting. Enslaving Dolphins. Skinning dogs alive. Bile farming. We certainly are the cruelest animal on earth.

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

Locked stock 'n' two smoking barrels,
And trust me it ain't funny but I will be feral

[VICE @VICE]

Ted Cruz once fought to keep dildos illegal in Texas https://t.co/Iz6xM08f2d

[NASA @NASA]

What’s stripping the Martian atmosphere? @MAVEN2Mars spacecraft returns 1st ever measurements of solar wind erosion.
https://t.co/yviV80LZFE

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

For someone who sleeps with a giant teddy bear I'm probably one of the hardest motherfuckers you'll ever know hahahaha

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

Sometimes I forget my parents are religious and talk excitedly about a scientific article only to look up and see their simmering faces.

[Vegan Conscience @LindenCrow91]

Say no to pet stores and breeders! Say yes to #adoption! #farm365 #adopt #animalrights #SomeoneNotSomething #GoVegan

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

My job starts tomorrow and I couldn't be more depressed

[dirt man @claycwilson]

The year is 2040. Donald trump has been president for 24 yrs. The once fertile farmland is desolate and dry. Coldplay plays every Super Bowl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Interesting to think of physics as a set of compression algorithms for the universe. That's basically what formulas are.

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

This is why I don't wake up before the afternoon. What do y'all find to do with your time?

[Úna ���� @UnaVMc]

https://t.co/Wj0UeWRNfU me, when the gay accidentally slips out

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAYS. I'M WIDE AWAKE BITCHES. DAY THREE HERE I COME.

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." - Stephen King

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

Who needs sleep when you can lie in bed for hours ready to scream to the world about how much it needs rock 'n' roll. #latenightinsanity

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

Hip hop. Holy hell do I love you.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

NCAA Investigating God For Giving Gifts To Athletes https://t.co/lzN1IM7LXd

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

@_haleywalker_ Amen

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The greatest privilege that comes with freedom of speech is using your voice for those who don't have one.

[Jesse Wayne @JuzWayne]

Oh dear blessed alcohol why did I curse your name or ever forsake thee? Long live the fermentation of plant matter. #drankmotherfuckerdrank