John Vellios

NBA prop specialist, golf enthusiast, sandwich biz

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[John Vellios @jv5k]

@Scrub_n_it @ShadowofEzra @TheRISEofROD lol

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@RyanAFournier lol fuck off

[John Vellios @jv5k]

Here’s why the argument you make here has zero merit: The head of the department of justice, and the vice president calling Renee good domestic terrorist 10 minutes after her death along with blatantly misstating the events that took place IS ESCALATION. They went with the exact same playbook a week later. This messaging came from top, twice! You don’t get to absolve Trump or his administration because he made a phone call after the fact.

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@DK_Assist Morning

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@DKSportsbook Derozan wasn’t cool guys. Didn’t play a second half minute. Sacramento could have sighted shoulder soreness but they didn’t

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@DK_Assist this one just felt wrong. DeRozan never had a chance

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@AriFleischer lol fuck you dude

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Cavs -10 -110

Paulo banchero o 24.5 pts -105

I think these are both winning bets, but looks like a great 🔨 the shit out of both opportunity where we hope to split at worst

Magic on a b2b after a tough loss, they won’t have Suggs or black tonight either. Cavs with the fresher legs, at home and coming into form.

Paulo’s usage rate 29.1% last 10 games, 31.5% historically vs Cavs) I think he gets there trying in most reasonably competitive games. (One would think this would be)

He’s had 26, 24, 27, 37, 25 last 5 vs Cavs—None of which all had Suggs Black and Franz off the court.

In the event Orlando does cover 10 points. It’s less likely they did so without paulo scoring at least 25

I’d say this is about right:

We win both bets about 34% of the time

We split about 51%

We lose both bets 15%

#nba #Gambling𝕏

[John Vellios @jv5k]

@elonmusk Now show the stats on safer gun reforms- same story

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

Reminder that a Monday Q changed Cam Young’s life.

Had no status, Monday Q’d into a KFT event in Nebraska, finished 11th, got him into next event, finished 14th that week, earned another start, finished 6th, earned another week, finished 2nd, earned membership and has never looked back.

Now a Players Champion.

It all started at a Monday Q in Nebraska.

[John Vellios @jv5k]

@typesfast 15% of adults have HIV in South Africa, free wheeling unprotected sex is still safe there most of the time

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@AlexBlickle1 @DK_Assist How about a random replacement with one of the next 6-8 golfers below him? This helps with dilution and also doesn’t give access to players the rest of the field didn’t get

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@JesseBWatters No you imbecile , she lost it because republicans insisted the deposition take place in private. But you’re a goon

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

In times of split second decision making by our nation’s top leaders — it’s clear which AI our military should be using.

Truth-seeking is @grok’s best feature.

[Geoff @GeoffBrown82]

But they have no problem with other people being terrorized. They're just upset that it came home to roost. They thought they were special. Fuck these people. I have zero sympathy.

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@1seer7 @DisrespectedThe And it appears this is exactly what he did