Joey Vadelund

[Joey Vadelund @JVadelund]

@glaubmob caught in 4K

[Oh No He Didn't 🤯 @ohnohedidnt24]

This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao

a must watch!

please don't retire Chuck!

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I once paid money to watch a team with JaKarr Sampson and Henry Sims on the roster play in person.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

.@phillies I am going to starve myself to death outside of your third base gate just so I can haunt you from hell

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[Naomi Lewis ♡ @naominlewis]

Not to be dramatic but I don’t think people quite understand how much of a disaster eliminating USPS would be. Like it would be end-of-this-country level of a disaster

[sam parker @samprkr]

bro this is so crazy they didn't even get rid of the donkey 😭😭😭

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He’s gonna address the nation tonight, and he’s not gonna talk about you. He’s not gonna talk about you & your struggles with unemployment, rising prices, and access to healthcare. He’s gonna talk about himself. He’s gonna talk about an election he lost six years ago.

Just one more reminder for November.

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

A generational wordsmith I’ll be telling my kids and grandkids about

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Welcome to All-Star Week in the City of Brotherly Love.

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyt]

imagine being 8 years old and loading up College Football 27 to play out a career in Road to Glory

you put in on Freshman difficulty, because you are EIGHT, and you are punished with less XP gains than people who play on Heisman

Now you hate College Football games for the rest of your life because it’s not as fun. You don’t get into them. I don’t get why everything is becoming restricted #CFBPlayDontPay

[Warren @swd2]

I was four Modelos deep at a bar with a shit ton of Mexicans. Why are we supposed to think this is bad? God you xenophobic jerkoffs are the worst.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[Peter @stottbohmmarsh]

don't call yourself a phillies fan unless you've ever left the broadcast on for so long that you start watching those two dudes tasting beers for some reason

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

if it weren’t for Amazon leeching off the USPS, your packages would also take six weeks to arrive

[PGA TOUR Superstore @PGATSS]

2nd Major Giveaway 🔔

It's a Philly Special! We're giving away one of these limited-edition Callaway staff bags - here's how to enter:

- Repost & Like this
- Follow @PGATSS, @CallawayGolf + @odysseygolf

That's it!

[Mutiny @TrevorMutiny]

@WhiteHouse

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

we cant lose the USPS, thats ours! people need mail! and the mail carriers are really hot! save USPS! save the hot people!