Jade Baby

I just came to dance for y’all , THATS IT 💁🏽‍♀️

[Charlee @4Charleee]

I don’t care what anyone says, I require an apology and a real conversation before reconnecting with someone.

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

Not arguing wit no wench that don’t got a pinky toe nail

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@stillboo1in My job serves alcohol and I get a discount 🤷🏽‍♀️🙃

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

I don’t really see the problem with the Sydney Sweeney ad 😬🫢

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@sydmorphia_ I actually have a coworker who clocks every time I’m ovulating, bleeding or anything changing with my body. I don’t know how he does it but it creeps me out every time 😂😂😂😂

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

I think she should do more than leave him but hey that’s just me

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman discovers her husband allegedly been cheating and paid another woman $1,000 every 2 weeks for her bills while the wife worked hard. He’s trying to save the marriage—should she leave or work it out? 👀 🤔 💍

[J’lo 🌹 @JadabooMa]

why do men wait until you’re mentally checked out to start doing everything you wanted them to do ?

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@ReadByTheSun A Virgo on a clean spree is actually pretty scary 😂😂 -A Virgo

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@maybezavion Goodmorning to you , the birds are chirping 😂😂😂

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@Maghapalgunit Pisces Saturn in 5th house

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@shantelligence @jasminexETH Lmaoooo I did tooooo

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

Buzz accidentally got caught on a string and the other toys started EATINGGGG

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@zoomtweettweet2 @JayDotDubby @Clitortoise THIS!!! Had a dude give me $200 for a swisher cause he forgot his in the car 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@SUPERIORONIKA WAIT… she’s in 5th grade?! I thought this was a teacher pretending to be a student 😭😭

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@Alysaa28 @_carramello The club. Girl I started dancing the minute I turned 18. Met him a couple months later and he’s been rocking with me up to his passing. He was goated fr 🙌🏽

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@_carramello I said all that to say, if you find one like this, hold him tight girl cause the vast majority of them are soooo draining that you’ll begin to not give a damn about the money.

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@_carramello This made me think of my SD all over again. I’ve known him since I was 18 (I’m 31 now). He was one of the sweetest men I knew. He passed away 3 weeks ago and I found out by his lawyer calling me saying I was still in his will and he also left a letter for me. I’ll miss him 😭

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@jounellk @TrollzMinajBish Literally wonder this every time they post about her and her baby 😂 cause like, do yall follow her around 24/7 to see if she is or isn’t taking him to the doctor?! They so mad she won’t put her baby business out there lmaooo

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@dashaman11 08/27/1994

[Jade Baby @jvde_bxtch]

@itsme_urstruly “They don’t love you like I love you”