Jake

[Real App @realapp]

Bro put up a triple-double 😭

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

instagram looks like a dying mall.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I was there, 4,000 seat arena. I gotta be honest …better event than the NBA Finals" – Jay Williams on UFC 250 at the White House

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Topuria vs Gaethje

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

BREAKING: Elon Musk can finally afford Five Guys

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Here’s Taylor Swift rooting against the Knicks from less than a month ago.

[azzi fudd roty @paigebeuckers]

daddy get off the grill

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

The way you playing you still might be one

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe

Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯

(Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

[Jake @jvee34]

@JonathanRaspen good morning!

[greg @greg16676935420]

Looks like he slammed on his brakes and didn’t actually hit him

[Jake @jvee34]

@JonathanRaspen Talk soon bro💯💪

[Jake @jvee34]

@JonathanRaspen hey bro, I’ve called you the last 18 days but you haven’t answered, saw you keep using my debit card for Dominos 5 days in a row. Everything good?

[v! @Vullety]

scratching out the name and number like there’s something to take