jean-marie visser

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

i use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I didn't choose to fall in love with you, my heart did.

[jean-marie visser @JVisser1990]

@BlondeFotograaf :-) Me: "Let's settle this the mature adult way." Friend: "Rock, paper, scissors?" Me: "No bitch! Eenie meenie miney mo.""

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Roses are red, violets are nice, when life gives you lemons, add vodka and ice.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Photographers are violent people. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.

[jean-marie visser @JVisser1990]

Hoe is dt moontlik om so vas te hou an iemand wat jou oor en oor minderwaardig lat voel..

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

row row row your boat gently away from me

[jean-marie visser @JVisser1990]

When that someone dont realize how much you care...

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I am the most stressed out laziest person ever I don’t even know how i do it.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Bitch move from the sunlight. l hate the smell of burning plastic.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I don’t really know where I stand in people’s lives... one minute they treat me like I’m someone special, then nothing the next.

[jean-marie visser @JVisser1990]

@FrancoisHerle Black velvet, if you please....

[Ruletia @ruletia_leroux]

As ek nou weer die kans gehad het om alles oor te doen. Het ek dadelik omgedraai en weg gestap die oomblik toe ek jou ontmoet het.