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[Gabi Wall @gabi_wall6]

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.

With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.

The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”

After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

[J @jvsxn]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Lil Uzi Wirtz - X007 Tour Life, Out Now. 🚨🔥

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Mbappe, Vincius, Rodrygo and Bellingham against Arsenal tonight
https://t.co/SEfNhGS1l4

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

wanna get my girl in these so i can pet her bush through it like a sensory book

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

WATCHING STRESS FREE PLAYOFF FOOTBALL BECAUSE MY TEAM IS ASS

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

https://t.co/mRPPXHQ9fw

[👨🏾‍🦯🇨🇩🇸🇳🇪🇸 @MAK3LELE]

Just dusted off my PS4

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

me booting up OG Fortnite today

[wow platinum @notoctavian_]

saka and ode

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Mustard cut Drake’s part on 'Crew Love' to play Future & Kendrick Lamar’s 'Like That' at Camp Flog Gnaw 💀

“SIKE” https://t.co/hV678sA4ZD

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Me getting ready to land Salty Springs in my 20s

[. @lcfc_art]

trump watching tucheliban wokeball winning it all in 2026

[fan🇫🇷 @fcukgabriel]

Foden in Saka Palmer debates