J Waldo

i am a retired heavyweight champion cigarette roller and a master of creative assholery.

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

@Puggster big love from a random big bloke in america. CHEERS ALFIE!

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Not against a remake, so long as she plays everybody.

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

q: what is best in life?
a:

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

@geehaaddy did you catch this?

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

One of the most terrifying #MotoGP crashes we've EVER seen!!! 😱

Watch the Turn 3 accident from all angles! 💥

#AustrianGP 🇦🇹

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

You're either with Newcleus or you aren't... there really is no middle ground. #jamOnIt

[Reg Saddler @zaibatsu]

IG’s oceanramsey and her team’s encounter with this 20ft Great White Shark near Oahu, Hawaii. It's one of the largest ever recorded. 🦈 | Video by juansharks IG
#oceans #sharks

[ikorodu bois @IkoroduB]

We so much love this movie and we hope @chrishemsworth and @netflix sees this remake, pls retweet 🙏🏽

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

@geehaaddy i dunno. i expected insanity. i expected absurdity. i expected a complete and total disregard for the health, safety, and well-being of anyone other than himself... but he has repeatedly exceeded my expectations. i'm on the brink of concession.

[Lenovo @Lenovo]

We’ve got dance parties down to a science. Learn how to build a simple motor with our Tiny Dance Party project. Then tag your build with #STEMatHome.

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

water dissolving and water removing... #undertherocksandstones #onceinalifetime #downbythecrick @ Raleigh, North Carolina https://t.co/6EOA4bYdkt

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

new haircut. #lovinit #quarantinecoif @ Raleigh, North Carolina https://t.co/nSzefZ6gN7

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

and then once you saw how cool the mercury behaved after a thermometer broke, you had to deal with the urge to break another thermometer so you could play with mercury again?

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

remember when thermometers were filled with a deadly poison and as a 5 yr old you had to reconcile that every time you were sick and your immune system was compromised and you had to put that in your mouth to get data about how sick you were?

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

act natural. #dog #dogs #dogwithabell #maybeacat @ Raleigh, North Carolina https://t.co/2O25jwozsY

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

we bout to get these groceries #mask #covid_19 #covıd19 #virus @ Five Points East, Raleigh https://t.co/O6Gq4oxOzV

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

gorgeous afternoon walkies with Sadie. #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #gorgeousday @ Raleigh, North Carolina https://t.co/khykpxPAQ5

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

earlier this week, my dad brought me a variety of specialty meats for my birthday. I waited for a leisurely morning to cook this applewood #bacon. oh mercy. heavenly. #eat #happy #delicious @ Raleigh, North Carolina https://t.co/o5gZ0YTmyW

[Ian Chan @chanian]

When you need that t.p. but Amazon is out, and you’re not supposed to leave your house; tech San Francisco doesn’t fail. Thank you @chenosaurus for the speedy cross city delivery- I owe you one 🧻

[J Waldo @jvwaldo]

nobody:
me: makes biscuits w/@bisquick using almond and coconut milk
my fellow southerners: those are not biscuits, sir. they are abominations. good day!
https://t.co/Okofrub84B