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Drake Bell on winning a game of hide and go seek, “I never thought it would be so simple, but I find a way. I find a way.”

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@PardonMyTake Taking your tarp off??

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BUM Adebayo. Jimmy BUTTler. Tyler ZERO. Celts in 7.

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@Nickyfrags Playoff PP

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If there’s one thing I know about astrology it is that Mercury is ALWAYS in retrograde

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I’ve never wanted to be a part of the Rock family more. I just hope Chris, Kid, and The welcome me with open arms

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I haven’t used my retainer in like two years and that weighs on me

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Alright hear me out. Jaugust. A month that is 62 days of nonstop Summer fun

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Who the fuck decided to discontinue Bionicles

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I thought Jason Seagal and Steven Segel were the same person for the longest time

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Cast of polar express then and now. Feel old yet?

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Now that I’m well versed in the culinary world I can accurately describe PlayDoh as *savory*

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First Game of Thrones and now this?!? Why do you ruin everything @edsheeran

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#teamjakegyllenhaal

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If McDonald’s hash browns and Dunkin hash browns had a hash brown baby it would be the perfect hash brown

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Why is everyone bragging about their bank account on their Instagram story? Chill out Bezos

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Fuck OFF Jonnu Smith

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The beyond in Bed Bath & Beyond is just kitchen

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Is liking salt and vinegar chips a personality trait?

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It’s kinda messed up that there’s maternity leave and paternity leave but no fraternity leave where you just get to hang out with your boys