@portlandgeneral Crickets on the response? Bold move. Not the move I would have chosen, but bold nonetheless. It's not like I am paying for a service and now most goods in my fridge need to be disposed of. Nice chat.
@portlandgeneral Curious why the power has been out at my apartment complex since 945pm on 9/20 and now its 537am on 9/21 and there are PGE workers sleeping in utility vehicles in my parking lot?
@CovertFade I'm fairly sure decaf is made from twigs and dirt. I only think so, because that is how it tastes. What happened to these poor beans? Scramble the crime scene unit.
@CovertFade It's ok. I'm fairly sure coffee shops, at least the large scale ones, make their brew from the backs of broken workers. That's what makes it so tasty. Tastes like capitalism and sadness. Good times.
@CovertFade You buy decaf coffee? Would I also find non alcoholic whiskey near your abode? What about tea? Decaf Earl Grey? So many questions. I would throw the decaf coffee in the bin. I assume you have an establishment like Starbucks or a reasonable facsimile?