John Swanson

717. Jokey jokemaker. I'm a bit of a spark plug. I quote movies more than the average person. Tennessee Titans fan.

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@teddyswims please make your version of Tennessee Whiskey available on Apple Music 🙏🏻

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@PUMAGolf bring back the monoline “Rickie Fowler” hats and make ‘em snapback 🔥 Please and thank you.

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@Titans please for the love of God sign @I_CU_boy

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@DBreidegan @DovySimuMMA 😂😂😂

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Chasin’ that feelin’ that got gone too soon

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never forget when 50 did this to Floyd Mayweather on social media 😂

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@taylor_albert13 Damn. 118 likes? Your fuckin twitter famous now Taylor

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Outta sight outta mind, I’m the simple type

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Lets go @BlessedMMA!!!

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Let’s fuckin go @DustinPoirier!

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@OLNband please do a rendition of “Intentions” by Biebs ft. Quavo

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@netflix please add The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

😭

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@Ohmycanlas Even a split decision for Jones would’ve been questionable, but unanimous? And the 49-46 judge must’ve been on something that I wanna know about because that’s some good shit

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Probably one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen. 49-46? How did Jon Jones win 4 rounds or win any rounds 10-8?

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Also super happy Andy Reid finally got a chip. Not a Chiefs or Eagles fan, but the man deserves it

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Spelled Chiefs wrong lmao but hey I was right 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The Cheifs are about to be scary next year 👀 just need someone other that New England tho honestly

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@JSBrar19994 @CMC_22 That’s the thing though, I’m not even trying to discredit Michael Thomas. He had one of the greatest years ever at the position. So many players just had big stat lines this year

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It really is crazy to think that after the year @CMC_22 had he earned no NFL Awards. 1st team All Pro at two positions but still:
• 2nd in the league in rushing TDs (15)
• 3rd in rushing yards (1,387)
• 2nd in receptions as a RB with (116)
• Over 1,000 receiving yards

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Was so close to saying “you too” when the chipotle employee told me to enjoy, but I composed myself and held it back. Fuck you JW! Not today! #babysteps