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i was up late night ballin’

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Humans are pieces of shit so the least you can do as a human is take care of everything around you

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@TryonTheWorld @Toyota Have you heard of alert sensors?

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@06fordexplorer You can get paid just as much

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Wheres all my waxing gibbous fans at

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The best thing about Florida and seat coolers in your car is........ that is right class - COLD ASS SWEAT

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@kelly_mc1r @06fordexplorer Shut up

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I want to live in a world where cigarette commercials are on TV all the time

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@holladayyy Actually, thats not always right you shouldnt judge people like that you never know what someone is going through, ever... even if they tell you. NO you still don’t understand

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Hey do you want a falafel? No thank you i feel awful.

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Imagine what the farmers felt like when scientists were like “corn has zero nutrients”

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My folks was making the best when they was naked in bed, motha fucka

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I just wanna know what happened to getting punched in the face

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The baked beans have burned my arm I repeat the baked beans have burned my arm

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None of y’all had the green and purple ketchup and it shows

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I could go where ever i wanted to if i wanted to

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I wasnt born mama snatched me from the motherfuckin stork on a friday

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Do you think animals are super stoked that we name our sports teams after them

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@holladayyy Ive been fighting with my decision since that day, which was to

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Would you move him to place a delicious cold refreshing #sprite ???

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

I hit dat night in da head wit a fuckin egg salad