J. Dwayne

I'm a jerk

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

At work & in life, remember this:

There will always be problems.

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Working harrrrrdddddd.

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Today's weather is just perfect.

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

@mcredible3 You get dates everywhere you go lol

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

@princessofSTEM It's usually a factor of associated words.

Butter Pea-Con vs Pee-Can Pie

Don't ask me why, shit grandma use to say I guess

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I see at least one a week

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I just wanna be able to buy a graphics card for regular price.

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I forgot that talking shit on twitter was more fun than talking shit on facebook

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Sunkissed 😎

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I aint never gon get my abs back with all this whiskey and pizza

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I gotta stay tf out of home depot 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Duke🪨 no ppv @duke_stone_]

Women deadass start arguments with you just because they’re bored...????????

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

I'm so excited...

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Why nobody told me air fryers are good asf

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Getting thru city hall today was a complete fool

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

@mcredible3 I need your routine

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

@dr__turnup

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Everybody starting companies and shit and im over here on freak twitter 😒

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Work views can't get any better than this

[J. Dwayne @jwayne312]

Looking at these pathetic hoes making excuses to drag Kamala. Y’all be too woke... just go to bed.