john_brawn

[john_brawn @jwbraith]

[in Walmart, under my breath] lets get loud, lets get louud

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@STSCBA_7 @Rainmaker1973 It's not literal, goofball. Just a cute way to preface a video of a monkey.

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they should release a set of 150 pokemon that are a direct line of cubone ancestors: virtually indistinct but evolving lactose tolerance

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How can someone be so smart that they invent the France language but be so dumb to include gendered nouns??

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Ruth Bater Ginsburg is Allen Ginburgs sister? that shit has me Howlin

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a gecko is like a goose you can stick to a wall and he won't get mad

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I plan to lend out my hands to the highest bidder one day but I insist they only be used for beauty: blown bubbles, arpeggiated Cmin9, and slam dunks

[john_brawn @jwbraith]

Not all that wanders is glit, in the times given to us.

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You aren’t ready to hear this, but there is a groot in all of us

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me when my reactions to not beating the allegory: 🦖

[john_brawn @jwbraith]

One of these days, sculptors are going to have to admit, they're just trying to smash marble.

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Humans, what can I say? It's been real ✌

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You can’t break a few eggs without ending up with an omelette 🥚🍳

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@i_zzzzzz me when the regex exam is like 'search String not found' smdh

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@mattcolville hell yeah mr colville

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okay how about everyone drops the Pretension. if you had a tree that you could scratch to trim your fingernails you'd be out there on the daily 💅🌈

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Climbed out of ditch - feeling blessed 🙏

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Looks like they're bringing back King of the Hill, but as an animated show

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Growing up we had rugrats, nowadays only regrats :pensive: