John Weber

knowledge seeker, artist, jaded observer, deadhead, closet anarchist, connoisseur of bad taste

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Lindsey Graham: "I can't wait to meet Dolly Parton."

Satan: "Shut up and eat your barbed wire. She isn't coming here."

[John Weber @jweber66]

@CodexZeroTR No, they’re not. They’re looking for a small human that they can eat.

[John Weber @jweber66]

@BlackLabelAdvsr Did the talking snake tell you that? Judge not…

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Tim Curry now? Fuck.

[John Weber @jweber66]

@DOGEQEEN @AVGirl4Life Funny. When Obama’s kids were threatened, it was by fellow Amerikans.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Rest In Power Dolly Parton. You were always a beacon of light to many in this dark world. We thank her for all that she has done for charity, helping to ease the suffering of others, and giving people hope.
There needs to be more people like her in this world.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Huh. Rules don't exist anymore...

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, I can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache."

Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."

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@SurfThrash One of the kids in my high school dived off the shore into a lake made for swimming; neck broken promptly.

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I’m not drinking tonight for reasons, but I say someone serving chilled Malört out of the back of his pickup in #JolietIL

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@HankDesmondPhD It’s going to rain frogs any minute.

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@SaltyGoat17 You don’t know how she got the phone or the car. Even people with nice things hit hard times. Go without your phone for three days. It’s a utility that we all rely on.

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@johnrockshomes You’re a man child that didn’t get his way and threw a tantrum over it. You broke laws.

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@ksorbs You first, cock snot.

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@ResurrectVlad @AVGirl4Life Which one is more likely to manipulate, physically abuse you, and lie about it later? Which is more likely to happen? The are both the same.

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@atrupar FFS, this is getting stupid.

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@AnneErickson These Chicago gentlemen put out amazing records and put on a great live show.

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@LyonsDen22 @AnneErickson These guys played at a theater near my apartment and their audience were just cool.