John Whyte

Twin girl dad | Wahoo grad from a Hawkeye family | Semi-retired piper | Minnesota transplant

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@SarahSpain I recorded extra time so I could watch after work then came right here to see your reaction to that save. Did not disappoint.

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@BennettConlin I'm in ruby red Nebraska with my in-laws and despite our different world views we all agreed that your summary is perfect.

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@BoardGeniuses Graduated from a school that these morons couldn't dream of getting into, but sure.

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These young ladies made it from @sixthemusical at @TheOrdway last fall to the room where it happened... or something like that. 🤨

@HampCourtPal was incredible!

@SIXUSTour

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Hey @EDI_Airport and @Delta What compensation can we expect after waiting 2 hours for bags from our 4 hour delayed flight?

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@lucy_rohden You're right to call people out on this. But Virginia had hall of fame football coach George Welsh for 20 years and there are STILL people who write Welch on the message boards. There's only so much you can do here. 🙄

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@alicialewisKARE Brianno’s Deli in Eagan is a hidden gem. As in you can’t see it from Cliff Rd and we’re ashamed how long it took us to discover it. But the pizza is amazing.

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@pdouglasweather Having grown up in Ontario and now living in MN, am I the only one that thinks "6 more weeks of winter" starting February 2nd sounds amazing?

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@cwdarney I say the same about Omaha in June every year.

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@Super70sSports Sorry! For some reason my family kept playing this game well into adulthood... drunk and malicious as hell.

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@finebaum 1. 2008 Gator Bowl - Residual bacon grease from a prior tailgate turned my grill into an inferno. No injuries, just jokes at my expense.
2. 2010 Iowa-ISU - Iowa City cops made my 65 year-old parents pour out their gin bottle, unbothered by students doing beer bongs off rooftops.

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@bryankgreenberg @ovi8 @espn Wow, that was prophetic!

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@finebaum Is "retired" an award?

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@UVAMensHoops We know this doesn't fix the past week, but what an incredible experience to be together as Hoos and a phenomenal performance by the team. Wahoowa.

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@NellyMoloney I did, but finally found hard evidence of all that "voter fraud".

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Our young queens had to work all summer to earn their @SIXUSTour tickets at @TheOrdway and it more than lived up to expectations! Thanks for an amazing show.

#boleyntour
@SixBroadway

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@SarahSpain My Midwest grandparents retired in SoCal in the 80s and I remember how my grandpa loathed LA teams, mostly because of how the Times covered them. I now understand more than ever!

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@RealMikeWilbon And Soto's 2 RBI single was hit right where a 3rd baseman SHOULD be standing. Outsmarting yourself with analytics again!

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@hawkguymatt Starting to look that way in Hooville. I'm not giving up on a new coach this early but a blowout loss to Duke is... not great.

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@dlp3e The go-to breakfast when waiting in line at U-Hall all day in the '90s.