Sometimes I'll scroll through #Mortician on Instagram and all I can think is, "omg... Like I'm the Elle Woods of like the funeral business...". Seriously you guys.
Went to the @Bengals proshop to buy a #88 @haydenrhurst Jersey and had to leave without one because they didn't have one. I feel like I'm owed an explanation... There should have been one in every color. What's with that?! I didn't want to wait till mine I ordered got delivered.
I just had to buy a washer and dryer and I hate my life. But I'm also super excited too. It has an automatic detergent dispenser and a spot to put my softener. Being an adult sucks but is also great.
@zacharyhuber Always. I always use them. Except for now because I'm being Uber serious. I never want my happy texts to be misconstrued so I'm worried if I don't use them then they're going to think I'm being bitchy. 😅
Listen. Yellow is literally my favorite color but the fact that people actually buy yellow cars is an unnatural phenomenon to me. I also hate orange cars.
@VernRiffeCenter Pretty sure there is a place in Columbus! But if you get in a pinch and just reallllly need one let me see what I can find. My brother bought a carton over seas and there has to be a few around somewhere! 😂 Good luck!