jenny

SUNY Cortland 2020 Stony Brook University 2022

[jenny @jwilly45]

What remote tutoring is like....

10 year old: “Wow, I wish you were my real teacher...you’re cute!”

*hangs up on me*

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Take a shot every time there’s a COVID commercial during the Super Bowl

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Please do not snap at your waitress :)

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Okay I love J-Lo and all but this outfit is a cross between a bird cage and a wedding cake...

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@Chelsearose813 Completely genius lol I’ll be doing that one day

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My parents used to set the clocks forward on NYE so we thought it was midnight at like 7PM and we’d go to bed early

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“Ms. Wilcox you look so sharp in your blazer. It’s like you’re going to run the world!!”

My class is my personal hype team.

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Dad “people keep saying “kk” to me and I say who’s there but they don’t answer. I don’t get it. Doesn’t “kk” mean knock knock?”

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Second chances are for mulligans

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Daily question as a third grade teacher...

“So when you get a boyfriend and decide to marry him, we’re all invited to your wedding right?”

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PSA:

If you make a reservation at a restaurant and change plans or can’t make it, CALL AND CANCEL THE RESERVATION

[jenny @jwilly45]

Today as a third grade teacher...

“Ms. Wilcox is it inappropriate to have a crush on you? Because I do.”

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Today on being a server...

“Is there meat in the grilled chicken flatbread?”

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My student told me I remind him of Ms. Honey from Matilda 🥺 ok gimme a minute as I sob

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Does anyone else use smiley faces or emojis between sentences instead of punctuation 😅

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On a good note, tomorrow is Friday Jr.

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What I listen to on my way to teach: WAP

What I listen to while teaching: Trolls playlist

Get a girl who can do both.

[jenny @jwilly45]

Questions I get while teaching Mrs. vs Ms.

“Wait so you’re not married?”
“Do you have kids?”
“When you have kids will you name them after us?”
“Are we invited to your future wedding?”
“Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Well then when are you gonna get one?”

🙃

[jenny @jwilly45]

Something in the air today 😅

[Eliza @eliza_nichols]

Oh how I wish I was going back to Cortland with their cool summer nights and being in the middle of nowhere with my friends that I miss