John Windmill

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Another season of shite from Darren Fletcher. Can someone please tell him to stop filling every second of airtime with inane fucking word vomit? @footballontnt @tntsports

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Hey @tntsports Leave Darren Fletcher on 'the banks of the Bosphorus' because he is the worst commentator in world football. If I wanted to listen to a know-nothing idiot talk shit about football for two hours, I'd go round my Dad's house.

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Darren Fletcher is an enemy of football. And ears.

@footballontnt @tntsports
#ATMARS

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@thejdtucker I'll sign that fucker.

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@asitis4 @footballontnt Never. Ever.

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@robbystarbuck @GrandaddySpeak1 Our King has none of this power. You silly, silly man.

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My God, please stop talking shite, Darren Fletcher.

YOU ARE NOT PRESENTING A PODCAST. @footballontnt @tntsports

#ATMARS

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@footballontnt Please, for the love of God, take that microphone off Steve McManaman.

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Listening to Steve McManaman butcher the english language is one of the highlights of my day. He's just making noises now. Fuck TNT Sports and their banter punditry. What an unfortunate time to have ears. #tntsport

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This crazy man will destroy us all.

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@YF47T @ScottJenningsKY @realkarenjean Was this basketball court you mention three times as big as the White House?

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Not only does this silly man misunderstand that NATO is a defensive organisation, he seems to forget that he needs a two thirds majority in the Senate to leave it.

https://t.co/ELjRPI1ddX

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What a piece of work is a man

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The greatest threat to world peace is the commentary of Darren Fletcher on @footballontnt @tntsports

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@DBlossius @GoodwinMJ so...who are these private bankers controlling the Bank of England, Natwest, Lloyds, etc??

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@DBlossius @GoodwinMJ The Bank of England does all that? Huge, if true.

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@DBlossius @GoodwinMJ By putting a hedgehog on the £5 note? Got it.

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@GoodwinMJ What a load of bollocks. First of all, Churchill has only been on a bank note for 10 years and I bet you couldn't name who was the previous historical figure on the note without looking it up. Enough of this culture war crap. No wonder you lost the byelection.

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Donald Trump looks genuinely unwell here.

Photo by : @alexbrandon @AP

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So, is he lying now or was he lying in June?