Jeff Witt

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@GfedGoCrazy And you’re missing so many more names through the years…

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@KellyLoft Ah yes, the old electoral college debate. It works so well that it’s used nowhere else. Great argument though.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

Is there a better feeling than opening the freezer and finding a box of Charleston Chew minis that you bought earlier but completely forgot about????

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

“Let’s try to get the US excited for F1 racing by holding a race in Vegas, but let’s put it on at a time that it’s impossible for anybody watch.” Brilliant

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

This doesn’t suck

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@CardsStory 1957 Clemente PSA 6 $430 shipped

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@AllAcesCards I certainly don’t want to come down on anybody who puts together a list like this…but, any “all time player list” that has CP3 ahead of Curry is a bad list.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@KellyLoft But why exactly is it sad?? Dallas fans have been sad for a month. They’re probably happy that they don’t have to sit through a first round sweep. NBA fans aren’t sad. Playoffs are starting. Best time of the year. Wake up!!!

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

Love when people ask me this time of the year…”Who do you have winning it all on your bracket??” Who do I have?? I filled out 15 brackets. I have everyone.

Do people still only fill out one bracket like it’s 1988?

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@bptigertown @bkru @MinnBaseball Interesting that the “6 MBA Hall Of Famers” would be the headline of the sign and the best teams on the field would be little footnotes on the bottom. I think typically it would be opposite…but what do I know.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jimbuesgens @joshterrio @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson Again, don’t bring anything else to the cereal table. If you want a banana, then eat a banana.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jimbuesgens @joshterrio @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson The yolk is literally the only reason to eat eggs.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jimbuesgens @joshterrio @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson 1% carton milk. Says “I want a little fat in there, but not much, plus I’m only buying a half carton, so it’s even healthier for me”

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@joshterrio @bphof21 @jimbuesgens @Poptart_Larson Why would you bring anything else to the table for cereal? No OJ either. Bowl. Spoon. Milk carton. Cereal box. And you read the cereal box until you’re done.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jimbuesgens @joshterrio @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson He should be removed from the breakfast table forever. The milk is the only reason to eat the cereal in the first place. I guess 3-time state champs are built differently. That shit won’t fly at NCSt next year though

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@joshterrio @jimbuesgens @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson It’s all about the milk after the cereal is gone. CTC milk is to die for. LC milk close second.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@joshterrio @jimbuesgens @bphof21 @Poptart_Larson 1. CTC
2. LC
3. FF
4. HNC

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jimbuesgens @Poptart_Larson @bphof21 Honey Nut Cheerios brings nothing to the table. But this is like the 0-2 bracket of cereals. All junk.

[Jeff Witt @jwitty34]

@jbergsAD Let’s Go!!!!!