j wizzy walk em down

fun at parties
boyfriend to olivia
werts for pres 2028
insta: wertswertswerts_

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

today marks the end of this account it was a good run time to be a grown up now unfortunately

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

@Slim_1903 new niche dropped

[Accidental_librarian @ErkaLoubrarian]

Narrator: there is an internationally famous annual bike ride across Iowa.

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

guys its literally working

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

[Kero Kero Bonito @KeroKeroBonito]

10 years old today

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

do you think if i just start making tweets about how vulnerable and lonely and wealthy i am that MORE sex bots will follow me? i'm starting to garner quite the gaggle of them and i have no other way of getting followers

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

you ever have so much self hatred that it becomes difficult to put into words

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

the seacarrot juniors after they realize they were conceived via a curse we paid an etsy witch $250 to put on him

[Slim @Slim_1903]

LORD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET MY HB @_SeaCarrot HAVE QUINTUPLETS PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[Slim @Slim_1903]

LORD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET MY HB @_SeaCarrot HAVE QUINTUPLETS PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[Stop Stealing My Tweets 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

In the sixties a 90 cent movie ticket would get you straight esophagus from a bitch named betty

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

left it at home

[j wizzy walk em down @jwizzythemaniac]

i have genuinely had zero idea where my wallet has been since about 3pm; that was the last time i remember acknowledging it in my mind it could be in my car on the ground at home i have no idea. hope i find it. just another day in the life of jackson werts baby hell yeah

[Orezzi🎭 @Motion__Boy_]

Opening the exam paper and realizing last night's panic study session actually saved your life.