John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA

Highland Park ‘95 | Southern Baptist | Former PCP | 18.7 handicap since ‘07

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

Toby Maguire doesn’t get enough credit for his portrayal of the Texas IOL

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

My baseball coach is a bot bro why is Schloss following an AI generated country singer

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

Jensen Huang is unemployed before Kyle Flood

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

Idc if it’s cajun french or big black and french. Either way it’s fuck em

[. @plutominux]

The blatant erasure of his peak is more present than ever

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@HornSports HornsSports apparently doesn’t watch the starting te

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@Traci1962Traci @Scurry7 @MJ_Melendezz @SECOfficiating Simmer down Traci. I’d be mad too if my name was spelled that way

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@cbrid44 @PWaynorth @RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers Throw #faggot in that mix while you’re at it

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@cbrid44 @PWaynorth @RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers This might be the worst collection of sports teams I’ve ever seen in a bio. Shoutout petty tho

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

Nvm this game’s electric

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

Punishing myself for betting on lsu by watching miss st v vanderbilt with an amazing slate going on

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@PWaynorth @RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers Photos show the ball coming loose and the ground helping him with control

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers “Never loses control.” Missed holding on the same play as well. Enjoy the reliaquest bowl tho.

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@GageAdkins19 @RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers Not if a player relies on the ground to secure control

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@farm06

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@RealE_Short @2DrunkBrothers Cayden lee having 20 fingers doesn’t help make this complete😭

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@MJ_Melendezz @SECOfficiating Slight movement isn’t the same losing possession. Just look at the pics bruh

[John William “Ateball” Matthews, MBA, CPA @jwmatthews88]

@2DrunkBrothers Yo I’m crine bro look at the fucking pictures