Jayden Petch

Hard to believe but I used to be uglier and more embarrasing

[East Renfrewshire @EastRenCouncil]

The winning candidate for #EastRen is Kirsten Oswald (SNP) #GE2015

[kari🎼🌼 @_kariblue]

Get a really sick feeling that we're gonna be that one seat SNP don't get

[kari🎼🌼 @_kariblue]

Can I move constituency if we're not SNP

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

Oh yes trident is far more important than the thousands of Scottish people in poverty, my mistake

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

D'ya think Barry Scott hates his life?

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

My friends are all being musical and I'm just like "si"

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

Everyone I know is going to a party and I'm lying on my bed eating Oreos

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

I take comfort in the fact that I will probably only talk to 6 or so people from school once I leave

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

*aggressively has had no sleep and will probably commit murder*

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

Even if I didn't have homework I'd still be inside because life is too short to get Vitamin D

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

Also why do dictionaries make a deal about being in colour, "Yes use our dictionary to get your words, wait for it, IN COLOUR"

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

I spend my savings on dictionaries #coolkid

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

I was brushing my teeth and I fell into the bathtub, way to go me!

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

I am great at being in ugly selfies

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

@beckymcpake ?

[becky @beckymcpake]

@jwmp21 its sad because this actually happened

[Jayden Petch @jwmp21]

The guy who does the Curry's adverts sounds like he's trying to make washing machines sexy