Jordan Muscat

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nobody:

Troy Polamalu at the line of scrimmage on 4th and 1:

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Wings used to be a poor man’s food. A working man’s delight. A cheap lunch expense on a Wing Wednesday at $.25 a piece. Now they’re over $15 for just 10 in a lot of places. We have lost our way in this country. Lost what made us a beacon of light in the world.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Nashville Police release bodycam footage showing officers neutralizing trans shooter of Christian school

[cal? @cal_gif]

Nightmare scenario

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

@POTUS Thanks for the tags, Everyone.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

How tf Narcan aint Time Person of the year

[Jordan Muscat @jwmuscat]

“In my first year as president, inflation got so out of control that women who previously didn’t need to be in the labor force were forced to re-enter just to continue to be able to put food on the table”

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In my first year as president, we saw the largest one-year growth in women’s participation in the labor force in nearly 30 years.

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

Idc how often I watch it, Ima holler every single time. Peppa was HEATED 😭😭😭

[Jordan Muscat @jwmuscat]

Great, itll be fun when inflation increases more because prices go up because taxes go up

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

On my watch, companies that earn more than $1 billion a year are getting taxed at least 15%.

[Jordan Muscat @jwmuscat]

@xaviersonline California cooks on gas (and also dries clothes on gas) because of the INSANE electric price per kWH

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

I like everyone born in 1992

[Joey Brezinski @joeybrezinski]

@SpeakerPelosi @HouseGOP Just give me my stock picks for the week lady.

[Jordan Muscat @jwmuscat]

@LILBRIFRMDAPACK Same

[Jonathan Evans ⭐️ @evansatlaw]

The #LARain has the LA river on beast mode!

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

How is this app free?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Damn hope this guy gets his money back for the Xbox controller he ordered

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

Here’s how beloved P22 is: He ate a dog and LA’s response is something like “Hey gotta keep your head on a swivel.”

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

new guy at work just pulled up the sicario highway shootout on his phone so that he could tell me he thinks i look like this dude