Jon Woelfel

Official Tommy Heinsohn fan club. Amateur competitive eater. Views are usually those of others, which I've paraphrased and made to seem like my own.

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If you don’t love me at my 0-0 you don’t deserve me at my 1-1

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2026 is our year #FIFAWorldCup

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Haaland is in a major slump it took him 65 minutes to score today

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@Mattdi02421 My tweet made them not play like doo doo

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Liverpool might get relegated

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#KloppOut

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I would die for Guy Fieri

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Crocs live up to the hype fr

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Idk who needs to hear this but diners drive-ins and dives is the best show on tv full stop

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TIL the actress who plays Ruth in Ozark is married to the lead singer from Foster the People

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@ChrisChiappetti How can we be sure anything exists

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Was so tempted to tweet 15 minutes ago that Arsenal is back. Just dodged a bullet

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Rumours is probably the most fascinating album in music history. And now I’m stuck watching Fleetwood Mac concert performances all morning.

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Very confused that I keep seeing local ads to tell Maggie Hassan to vote no on “Pelosi’s Build Back Millionaires Plan.” What happened to trickle down economics?

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Happy #FIFA22ReleaseDay. Really wish they didn’t completely ruin the game years ago.

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Updated power rankings:

1. Buzzy Cohen
2. Bill Whitaker
3. Dr Oz

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Current power rankings of Jeopardy guest hosts:

1. Dr Oz
2. The executive producer no one knows
3. Ken Jennings

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Timo Werner is elite at scoring offsides goals, handballs, and pretty much nothing else

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Put it in the Louvre 🎨

𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬.