Jacky Faber

I'm just looking for a potato to seed,smash, and sour cream. #followforfollow

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I am done, thank you and good night tweet tweet

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

DONT FUCKING TELL ME “doom” OR “magic” OR “ponies” FUCK THAT SHIT

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

BUT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS YOU HAVE 3 OPTIONS “pussy” “dick” OR “I got it cut off/ I got it attached”

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

GENDERFLUID AND GENDERQUEER IS OKAY, FINE BY FUCKING ME

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I HAVE TO RANT MOTHER FUCKERS

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

All this pee and you are still asking for shit #fightme

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

Fuck, shit nig-ger dick, holy crap I want a stick🎼

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I see, you see, we all see a dildy🎼

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

*living with pets* Mom! The baby ostrich is getting horny again!

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

How about you go stick a pizza roll up Saggys ass instead of prank calling me (***)-***-**** #dickhole

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

This Happy Birthday Ballon makes me want to burst a bubble

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I'm so jealous of the girls on the Pom Pom wow commercials #fluff #the #puff #pompomwow

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

My phones home button smells like a burned down Cheesecake Factory on July 16th of 1999 in the state of Alaska

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

My feet are drier than the wasabi dessert #atlanticocean #comeandgetme

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

My vagina smells like the tv section of Best Buy

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I took a drink out of the water fountain and it was dry ASF

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I love what gif stands for "giving irregular farts"

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I went skating today and the slippery floor can suck my ass

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

Fuck my petty ass

Fuck my petty ass and my bad attitude

Just... Kms

[Jacky Faber @jwofooj]

I have an autistic spelling ability