Jordan Wolfe

I'm the boss, but only if that's okay with you.

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

Me: there are 3 pregnant women in this room. @basicallymicah: it’s an epidemic😐😐💀💀💀

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

The woman I hoped I’d be by now 😂😂

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Loovebluebirds Love this picture!! Love you

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@MySummitSM We love you!!!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

There needs to be a meme and gif catcher app like Pokémon had pokeballs like I CHOOSE YOU SAVAGE PATRICK

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@basicallymicah @baileydawn43 Mind

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@basicallymicah @baileydawn43 Home girl lost her mins like I did

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@Heefosaurus

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@Loovebluebirds 🙁🙁🙁

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Heefosaurus OF COURSE THAT HAPPENED BUT WHAT ELSE

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Heefosaurus WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@basicallymicah Bahahahahahahahahah!

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

Am I the only one who watches hoarding: buried alive while spring cleaning?

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@basicallymicah Today and many days to come

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Dying because @basicallymicah is my funny bone whisperer https://t.co/RGg1PmUfrY

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

Reason 732 I couldn’t hack it on Survivor: I let myself get dehydrated when sink water is my only option

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Loovebluebirds Oooooh!

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Loovebluebirds Is that the mix that you bought at lavender farms?

[Jordan Wolfe @jwolfelove]

@Heefosaurus Suspicion looks geeeeerd