Josh White

writer of news // teller of jokes // voiceover of things // pro jingle singer // 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

hosts/produces @ggthepodcast

[Josh White @jwooot]

I have to say this was a bloody great episode. A bloody great show and bloody good cold soup. Give it a listen, will ya? @ggthepodcast #BelowDeckMed https://t.co/Gb9zfonYl9

[Josh White @jwooot]

@VirginAtlantic VS23 LHR-LAX 25 June. My bag, generously handed over to you early, was kindly left behind. Only given a dodgy handwritten form at LAX arrivals. No tracing number, and I've had to connect to AKL without my stuff. Find my bag and bring it to me?

[Josh White @jwooot]

@richardbranson where are my bags

[Josh White @jwooot]

Annoyed at your iPhone slowing down with every new iOS update? There's a lawsuit for you! Talking the new legal action in the UK with @colinbrazierGBN on @GBNEWS in about 25 mins

[Josh White @jwooot]

And where people can file for a refund because, despite being here on time, they're being shepherded from one closed gate to another and will miss what they actually paid for?

[Josh White @jwooot]

@WandsworthMayor any comment on why gates have been closed early at the Battersea Park bonfire, despite thousands of ticket holders still in queues hundreds of metres long, causing dangerous standstill crowds like this?

[Josh White @jwooot]

A new UK-NZ deal described as "inclusive" by @jacindaardern will make it much easier for a bottle of plonk to get from Marlborough to Tesco.

A Covid-19 response described as "kind" by @jacindaardern means I still can't see my family despite having had Covid and two jabs.

[Josh White @jwooot]

Your office is receiving thousands of pleas, complaints and enquiries from Kiwis in all manner of desperate situations, suffering at the hands of the broken, unfair MIQ system @jacindaardern. Calling this a 'surprise' is disingenuous at best.

[Josh White @jwooot]

Wtf, @Stuart_NashMP?

[Grounded Kiwis @GroundedKiwis]

Minister Stuart Nash today NewstalkZB:"If you've got friends and family who wanna come home for Christmas for a holiday because it's not that flash in London or New York or anywhere - maybe don't come home this year unless you wanna come home for good."#FixMIQ #MIQ #GroundedKiwis

[Josh White @jwooot]

Diverse panel they've got there too.

[Josh White @jwooot]

"We propose the process start with New Zealanders who are returning from a short trip away, and are fully vaccinated."

Get in the fucking sea.

[Josh White @jwooot]

Let's try it again! The visually pleasing @MrMarmac will be joining me for an impromptu Tuesday evening in half an hour(ish). You should join at https://t.co/tAB3NoY7KE

[Josh White @jwooot]

ALSO: Did somebody say new house tour?

[Josh White @jwooot]

TONIGHT! It's my stream and we can do what we want. But it's also the first stream on my channel so please don't watch it. @MrMarmac will be supervising. 2000 London / 1500 NYC / 0700 Auckland / 0800 Ulaanbaatar. https://t.co/SBiJzWnfs4

[Josh White @jwooot]

@MrMarmac Brb just heading to @Costco for a 4.5L Jameson's

[Gourmet Garbage @ggthepodcast]

Always fancied a trip to #NewZealand but can't really leave your house right now? We'll take you there and show you the cattiest, most dramatic Kiwis there are in the Real Housewives of Auckland. Podcast episode now live at https://t.co/ROuc72CuRR #RHOAKL #RealHousewives

[Gourmet Garbage @ggthepodcast]

Ellie's sick, so there's no full ep this week. But our newest fan @thisisbiged from #90DayFiance has a very special message for us in a BONUS EPISODE with @jwooot! Listen at https://t.co/bHB1EtMtKH

[Josh White @jwooot]

I'd prefer you joined in, personally.

[Gourmet Garbage @ggthepodcast]

We'd like to introduce our executive producer, Ollie the #Chihuahua. Yes, he makes an appearance in this week's episode!

[Josh White @jwooot]

Is the latest episode of @ggthepodcast the best yet? Does @thisisbiged mayonnaise his hair?