Jeremy Stoff

Planner. Grad of @SyracuseU 🍊 and @TemplePlanning 🦉 . Riding bikes and eating tacos in my spare time. 🌆

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@DrClaytonForre1 a heroic tale @sarahdub

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@jeremymarrell But would you do it?

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@eric_shap The win probability graph is drunk!

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This is disgusting.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t @AnnieTodd96)

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@conicalbeef Really oughta cut that pineapple

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@jeremymarrell You a Costco member? https://t.co/wIjh7uxgZq

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@CjSkiLee Of the way

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@CjSkiLee Get out

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I can't be the only one that thinks the blue "hue" on the @Toyota emblem looks like some plastic packaging tape that someone forgot to peel off.

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@AshleyRParker @NicolleDWallace cc: @bluthquotes

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@GoodMorningJen No it won't.

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@CjSkiLee seriously admire the thought you put into this tweet

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@GoodMorningJen ~*~fUnKy fRiDAy~*~ on @wxpnfm

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@bwh24 @zoom_us haircut party?

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@CjSkiLee @NBA I thiiiiiiiiiink you know the answer to this question.... 🤑🤑

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@imraansiddiqi I will NOT go away. I do NOT wish to go!

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@CjSkiLee https://t.co/fXqTF8MQT2

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You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

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@DroakimBloah tell em Arnold! 😤😤

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Can’t we have just one thing this president doesn’t purport to be an expert on? via @NYTimes https://t.co/js9diBoJXt

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL Car still there - apologies, yesterday I referred to it as a sedan, though it is not (it has two doors, see photo).

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.@SEPTA_SOCIAL a silver sedan has been parked (abandoned?) in parking space #36 of the Germantown Station parking lot for at least two weeks now.