Joe WS

Tweets pro cycling. #WatchTheFemmes. May contain puns. Also @_joews.

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

Sean Kelly vocab primer:

"Big classics men" / "big TT men" - the men are big
"Big GC men" - the men are small
"Big legs" - the legs can be any size

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

"oh look, Andrea Piccolo just posted a new video. I'll check it out after the stage"

[Anna Mac 👑🪱 🌈🖤 @AnnamacB]

He’s seen things. Terrible things.

#LaVuelta24

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@willfoth Not to forget their UK counterparts, Stevie and Joe!

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

Stevie Williams outsprints Alaphillipe, Joe Blackmore outsprints Remco! Chapeau.

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@Doctor_Hutch Always a race of extremes. Extremely brown or extremely green; mountain goat track or desert motorway.

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@AnnamacB @fiveredflares @PBCycleWrites @CamachoPamina What's the opposite of nominative determinism

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@PBCycleWrites @AnnamacB Is 26 seconds long enough to fit everything on screen? I hear that human growth hormone is quite effective

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@TimBonvilleGinn Crikey, a lot can happen in one commercial break and a cup of tea when Remco is around

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@CamachoPamina He's just operating on another plane. A five-dimensional being in four-dimensional space time. We can only ever see part of the picture, like an ant trying to make sense of Manhattan.

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@irishpeloton That is the real danger one

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@TimBonvilleGinn @dannywelling19 ToB - last 30km. You can usually rely on @HowFarOut for this 🙂

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@stinemomo He will be always be the peloton's premier 13 year old and I love him for it

[le tour de robyn @robyn_emz]

i miss the tour de france femmes

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@TimBonvilleGinn @PolkaDotRob I actually thought it was spelt Sexwhale, it's only slightly less strong with that fixed

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@TimBonvilleGinn @PolkaDotRob Tokyo Sexwale would like a word

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@highpoh But just think, if you start training now you could win the TT in LA! Or at least do some trampolining or taekwando or something easy like that

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@highpoh It's true, all you need is to quite like running, spend a couple of years doing it, and oh did I forgot to mention the one in a million aerobic capacity?

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@highpoh Her running origin story - not so much the broken leg! - will no doubt convince many of the 6%ers that they are onto something...

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@CamachoPamina @redharehorse 48 + 7 = 55
55 + 20 = 75

[Joe WS @jwsvelo]

@TimBonvilleGinn GB men's 4x200m freestyle gold - I was lucky enough to have been there.