John Usher

The whole fleet is lit up in fairy lamps.

[John Usher @jwusher]

"We come from Jabrovia and we don't give a shit...we've got a national debt of 50 squillion pounds and we don't give a monkies"

[Paul Hayward @_PaulHayward]

Another diplomacy masterclass from Trump.

Writes Belgium's team talk for them and creates a massive distraction for his own side while making them look like the bad guys.

Result: USA 1 Belgium 4

[HF ⚡️ @HaileyFlemx]

I also find it insane that a team ranked 4th on the planet have drawn teams ranked lower than them in a competition of 48 teams

[John Usher @jwusher]

How are all those Septic lawyers and three week football "fans" going to explain how that goal should be disallowed?

[John Usher @jwusher]

Infantino looking like he's been told he'll be interned in a ICE detention centre if the right result doesn't happen.

[John Usher @jwusher]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc

[John Usher @jwusher]

@carausius286 Jesus, so many twats.

[John Usher @jwusher]

Now all the sex offenders (that we know of) are out, we just need to see the Yanks off and we can really enjoy the rest of the World Cup.

[John Usher @jwusher]

Good luck Belgium.

[John Usher @jwusher]

Ready to con some other country into employing him.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

He previously said that he would be leaving regardless of the outcome of Portugal's World Cup campaign. 🇵🇹

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

Let’s run back the Paul Merson Roberto Martinez Men in Black video. 10 years ago.

[John Usher @jwusher]

@almurray

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

"Make the play"
"No call"

[John Usher @jwusher]

I wonder where Roberto Martinez will go to steal a living next?

[Paul Keeley @drcrouchback]

Maybe don’t opine on a sport you started watching three weeks ago.

[John Usher @jwusher]

It's no England v Mexico this.

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

#USABEL

[Tom Philly/FL @TomPhiladelphia]

@WeAreFreeLions @UKinMexico @MexicoCity26 stay in mexico. or if not, i'm hoping we americans in s florida make you feel very unwelcome. u are horrible hatefilled fucks who do nothing but ridicule and mock our nation and our people. i hope norway knocks you back to england.

[AB @botzarelli]

I’m old enough to remember Gazza’s laughter in the 1990 World Cup Semi Final when he was booked but knew that if England got to the Final he’d be able to play because it would be silly and unjust not to let him and the opponents would want him to play as our big star.