Jonah Weber

just doin shit in life

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

coworker just tried putting me onto ice nine kills

[Jonah Weber @jwweber1738]

It is time for me to massacre a TouchTunes in Wrigely

[໊ @olivependrghst]

😭😭😭

[mariana @pastapilled]

told my coworker I had a terrible headache and she replied it's because of the full moon

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

*opens instagram*

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

haha yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

#HappyFathersDay

[b @butchspidey]

#punisher

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Shoutout to everyone that is Da Non-binary 😁😁

[riley 🦇 @carameloatmilk]

when you accidentally click the grok button

[tay @hairball1952]

you will never be him

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Pour a drink. No ice. Bottom shelf. Open your email. Delete 50. Respond "sounds good to me" while you are four emails behind in the thread. Look at your messages. Send a thumbs up emoji. Another one. Another one. Open twitter. Like every tweet you see.

[Jonah Weber @jwweber1738]

If there is a God I can only pray I don’t get sent to a Trader Joe’s parking lot in the afterlife

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

Get out and vote!

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin

[Jonah Weber @jwweber1738]

This is…one of the funniest fucking tweets/retweets I’ve ever seen

[aidan (4.3% FC) 🌊 @MVPrielipp]

THE LEFT GOT BASEBALL IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE

[. @batmancurated]

miss him

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

actual footage of Dem strategists tonight: